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Anchorman 2 looks like a lot of fun. He must be one of the Australian TV news anchors in the new film.

 

Quick, light the Holdfast signal (aka, post a "Men's Fashion" thread on Misc)!

 

^We've been there, done that; it's called What Are You Wearing? -didn't help!

Perhaps the fashion-blunders of the entire misc-crowd was too much for him?

 

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xvtn5NuYL-I[/yt]

 

^^^^ mmmm. Zombie bagel. Want.

 

WOW, Seeker. That is truly legendary, epic laziness.

 

^ Saw that a few days ago. Still awesome!

 

Knowing the current music scene it probably already is.

 

You win!

 

We will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

 

Nice.

 

I am so stealing that.

 

I used to think "Jack Handey" was a nickname...

If you're ever stuck in some thick undergrowth, in your underwear, don't stop and think of what other words have "under" in them, because that's probably the first sign of jungle madness.

 

"If you ever drop your keys into a live volcano, let 'em go.

'Cause, man....they're gone."

 

If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if somebody tries to kill you.

If you ever go temporarily insane, don't shoot somebody like a lot of people do. Instead, try to get some weeding done, because you'd really be surprised.

 

"Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet"