Just When You Thought You'd Heard It All...

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Peacemaker, Jan 24, 2013.

  1. Peacemaker

    Peacemaker Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Last week (or was it the week before), we had the women accused of murder by breast. This week, I present to you, the man with the plan, the total package, the VNPM (violent naked pooping masturbator).

    I would say keep it clean, but when poop is involved, we already need a shower. Remember, you can't unread it once you've seen it. :rofl:
     
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    Peacemaker, Jan 24, 2013
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  2. RoJoHen

    RoJoHen Awesome Admiral

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    I love this story. I really do.
     
    RoJoHen, Jan 24, 2013
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  3. sojourner

    sojourner Admiral In Memoriam

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    Florida. Of course. No other state can top mine for crazy arrests.
     
    sojourner, Jan 25, 2013
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  4. Ar-Pharazon

    Ar-Pharazon Admiral Premium Member

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    Ya think he was on bath salts?
     
    Ar-Pharazon, Jan 25, 2013
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  5. trekkiedane

    trekkiedane Admiral Admiral

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    Yeah well, that's his story...
     
    trekkiedane, Jan 25, 2013
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  6. Peach Wookiee

    Peach Wookiee Cuddly Mod of Doom Moderator

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    That is... just freakin' crazy.
     
    Peach Wookiee, Jan 25, 2013
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  7. Peacemaker

    Peacemaker Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Well, he is a carnival worker too. LOL
     
    Peacemaker, Jan 25, 2013
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  8. Robert Maxwell

    Robert Maxwell memelord Premium Member

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    This is a pretty shitty story.
     
    Robert Maxwell, Jan 25, 2013
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  9. Peacemaker

    Peacemaker Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Hey, it's not every day you get to be a violent, naked, pooping, masturbating, home invading carnival worker! :)
     
    Peacemaker, Jan 25, 2013
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  10. Peach Wookiee

    Peach Wookiee Cuddly Mod of Doom Moderator

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    Why does this sound like fodder for the Real Men of Genius Budweiser commercials?

    I know, my mind gets weird.
     
    Peach Wookiee, Jan 25, 2013
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