All I Got Left is My THREAD BOMBS!

At the risk of sounding like an uber-geek for even having this debate (too late), "Han shot first" is not incorrect because Greedo had his gun drawn and had every intention of shooting (he even said he was going to kill Han), it's just that Han didn't give him the chance.

"Han shot" was never something anyone said from the moment the Special Editions came out, and it never would have caught on regardless, because it's awkward sounding and nondescript and doesn't look good on a t-shirt. "Han shot first" is the shortest descriptive summary of "Han shot Greedo before Greedo could shoot him," is the logical counterpoint to "Greedo shot first" from the Special Edition version, and Han's habit of shooting first also has the benefit of having been referenced in the EU both before and after the Special Editions came out.

Now I feel dirty. Here, just to keep things relevant to the thread:

 

That reminded of a thread bomb someone posted earlier

 

Don't know if I should post You're welcome or rant about you getting both nicks wrong in one sentence



Are these the Trek BBS or the Mexican power rangers?

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^Really is a boring book.

 

I was afraid the toy-collectors would fail to see the humour, so decided to post these here.

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I'd only ever seen one of them before...

 

That is terrible.

 

I'd seen the extra crispy Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru before, but the Force is new to me.

 

^I think GL won a bet by making the fanboys buy air at collectors item price

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As an English teacher, I need to point out, it needs a comma, but I also recognize that adding the comma might ruin the joke.

 

^I was thinking the same thing.

 

http://twitpic.com/a5qhiw

Not my pic, so just a link.

 

Something like this?!?

 

I love 'em! Never underestimate the sense of humor of a toy collector...those are awesome!

 

I was just afraid you'd all get it wrong if I posted them drive-by-style in a thread I had not been in before

They must have been made by a collector, is my thinking...

 

The sad thing is, there are absolutely toy collectors that would buy the empty box.

 

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It's the only SW-toy I'd buy

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