TOS five word thingy!!!

I'm curious as to why

 

the Tribbles are launching torpedoes."

 

Furry salvos struck the Enterprise's

 

shields but damage was minimal.

 

Tribble weaponry was notoriously soft

 

and fluffy.

"That's cute," Uhura

 

pointed out, "don't attack back."

 

Kirk turned around, asking, "Lt.

 

Uhura, hail the closest Starbase

 

and find out what's playing

 

in their current classic rock

 

scheduling."

"Classical music from Steppenwolf,

 

The Doors, The Rolling Stones,

 

and Jimi Hendricks."

"I'd rather

 

be on the tribble planet

 

, to be frank. It has

 

to be a sight seeing

 

all of those furballs eating

 

everything in sight. Billions of

 

them heaped in fuzzy piles and