Seven Words in TNG

Swedish chef posing as a giant Ewok

 

in a Morn costume.

Picard grumbled. "Commander,

 

pour the tea, then explain to me

 

why this DS9 barfly is an appropriate

 

Tactical Officer. Please be thorough."

Riker gulped

 

and said: 'My god, it's a Dragon!!!'

 

"We must be near Berengaria VII," said

 

Wesley, "the captain's hair is growing again.

 

Beverly caressed Picard's new growth of hair

 

but it jumped on Deanna's ample breast

 

.

"HOLY RINGS OF BETAZED - GET IT OFF!!"

 

Wesley jumped on Deanna, his hands brushing

 

her nipples......repeatedly.

"Wesley, I appreciate the

 

hotness of your sweaters, but that's as

 

much touching from you as I can

 

handle without a phaser and a case

 

aimed at your junk."

Wesley started licking

 

a wholesome pair of ferengi ears. Deanna

 

smeared hot chocolate all over her pale

 

friend, Beverly, who was trying to uncover