TOS five word thingy!!!

could look more awesome than

 

to my shipmates if I

 

acted-"

Just then the Targ

 

grunted and peed on his

 

station sending sparks everywhere. The

 

console made strange sounds and

 

the ship hummed and grunted

 

and bolted from side to

 

side. Phasers and torpedoes fired

 

on their own and the

 

food dispensers started depositing skittles

 

but not blue ones. Scotty

 

asked Starfleet to install the

 

failsafe that rooted every system

 

so deep within the main

 

computer, Targ piss wouldn't cause

 

any damage if it reached

 

that level but nooooo, Starfleet

 

reinforced it with additional duranium

 

, which amplifies Targ urine.

"Maybe