TOS five word thingy!!!

the crew in a beam

 

of photonic energy, digitizing them

 

alphabetically by category and temperature

 

. "What in blazes?!" shouted McCoy

 

"I'm a doctor - not a

 

whatever-is-needed-here....dammit!"

 

Uhura swept up the debris

 

and burped as she did.

 

T'Pring considered burping a challenge

 

but instead a stream of

 

profanity spewed from her mouth

 

which Spock thought most illogical

 

and yet strangely arousing. He

 

was torn between two women

 

each blessed with three breasts.

 

"How illogical, and yet how

 

consistent with IDIC?" he wondered

 

whilst trying to hide the

 

tribble sticking out of his

 

pants, which made Uhura laugh.