TOS five word thingy!!!

"But he's only 22," Kirk

 

said, "At least I think

 

so. He's far too young

 

for most people to think

 

he would own pink handcuffs."

 

The standard age for young

 

human males to possess pink

 

handcuffs used to be 18,

 

but the Federation Council decided

 

to ban them, then after

 

massive protests on Wrigley's Pleasure

 

Planet in 2261 there were

 

laws made to regulate pink

 

handcuff sales across the Federation.

 

Chekov grabbed them, "They're for

 

my mother!" he exclaimed hastily.

 

Instead of commenting, Spock handed

 

Kirk a piece of paper

 

that said "Give me Chekov's

 

Handcuffs now and I will