The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

Magic 8-Ball and asked, "Will

 

I be the prettiest captain?"

 

He shook the ball vigorously

 

while singing that classic ballad

 

"If I Were a Carpenter"

 

and doing the hokey-pokey.

 

Kira entered and looked around

 

in astonishment. "Just what is

 

the square root of pi?"

 

Bashir recited it, rounded to

 

132 decimal places. Kira's eyes

 

glazed over as Quark started

 

putting his left foot in.

 

And shook it all about.

 

"No, no, no!" O'Brien yelled.

 

He brought out his bagpipes

 

and started playing Foxy Lady

 

when a temporal rift caused

 

everyone's hot coffee to spill

 

backward in time, scalding the