Seven Words in TNG

from the indignity of having his name

 

flared into the sky as he was

 

forced to watch his hair be removed

 

"Now go back to Deep Space Nine

 

where you belong!"

Dejected, Bashir headed for

 

home before realising he was still tied

 

up.

"For crying out loud, Mott, cut

 

Me loose!" Chuckling, Mot shook his head

 

and grabbed his scissors. Snipping the ties

 

holding up Julian's trousers. Mott (literally) threw

 

him out and stole his trousers. Laughing,

 

Guinan poured a round of drinks for

 

everyone watching as Julian ran off crying

 

towards the shuttlebay.

"Why do you suppose

 

Mott kidnapped Julian just for his trousers?"

 

"Well, Mott has been recently complaining that

 

deep space trousers are warmer and effective

 

at making blue aliens look scarily like

 

overly large Smurfs."

"Hahahahahahahahahaha, that's priceless,"said

 

Kira loudly as Quark arrived and put