VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

all knew who I was."

 

Just then Elmer shot him

 

with derezzing buckshot. "Noooo!" he

 

laughed, "harder!". At this, Janeway

 

cringed and looked at the

 

clock, hoping this episode was

 

going to last forever. Cheese-trenchers

 

exploded in Janeway's chair. "Why

 

did they send me exploding

 

cows? Calgon, take me away!!"

 

Calgon, a seemingly onimpotent lifeform

 

burped drunkenly and said "What?"

 

Janeway held a mirror to

 

herself and saw "The End."

 

It sagged. She was mortified

 

; Thigh Master had failed her

 

so she said "I quit!"

 

"Suzanne Somers is a liar!"

 

Out the airlock went Suzanne

 

, heading for the spring dance