TOS five word thingy!!!

it had to be made from

 

the best imported Klingon silk.

 

"Doctor, your eyebrows are about

 

to experience a systems wide

 

failure."

"They're gonna blow, Captain!"

 

"Women all over the universe?"

 

"No, I meant 'explode', dummy!"

 

"Sorry, Bones," said Kirk, phasering

 

the zit on his cheek, "

 

Now don't move a muscle,

 

Scotty scanned McCoy's eyebrows with

 

the ship's sensors and found

 

readings off the scale. Gamma

 

rays rivalling Bruce Banner's and

 

they're as thick as Sellick's moustache.

 

This sudden,and abrupt development

 

ensured that only nonconventional means

 

of wart removal could be

 

used to obliterate the mole.

 

"You think Wite-out would work?"