TOS five word thingy!!!

after Uhura took off her

 

shirt and flashed everybody on

 

began crying about Carol Marcus.

 

Suddenly three separate timelines started

 

converging. All three Captain's were

 

slowly losing their hair and

 

appointments with McCoy were made

 

for Rogaine 7000 treatments, but

 

four toupee fittings courtesy of

 

Kirk's barber appeared out of

 

nowhere. Ron Popeil's GLH-9 was

 

set on fire and placed

 

cinnamon, raisins and buttery croissants

 

with a faint hint of

 

Elizabeth Taylor's White Diamonds. The

 

whole fragrant mess created a

 

messy fragance that Rand bottled

 

in her own special line