TOS five word thingy!!!

roamed down the corridors sliming

 

everyone in its path. Kirk

 

just narrowly avoided being slimed

 

and quickly realized the situation

 

was exceedingly difficult to maintain

 

without losing his temper and

 

tore his shirt off, scaring

 

dozens of crewmembers and making

 

the Klingon ambassador declare war

 

on the Federation. The repercussions

 

made altering the timeline imperative.

 

Spock started doing the calculations

 

for the jump to time

 

before First Contact. The Klingons

 

prepared a timeship to follow

 

but lacked temporal physics experts

 

who could advise him on

 

how the 'wavy things' affected

 

his bowel habits. They were

 

about to throw the switch