TOS Caption Contest #280: The Ultimate Caption

Uhura: *thinking* I wish he'd shake his hot Vulcan buns..

 

Spock: Limited telepathic abilities are inherent in Vulcanians, Miss Uhura. *starts twerking*

 

That goes for me too!




Yeoman Rand: Doctor, that is not the handle.

 

Sorry, George. Permission to post your pictures from this mission to Facebook denied.

 

SULU: But why Esperanto?

KIRK: A job's a job.

 

CHEKOV: Stifler's mama! She wussian!
SULU: Dude....Chick's a MILF
CHEKOV: Vrong timeline, aren't ve?

 

Shatner: "Mr. Lucas, if you ever want to work on this show again you will never frame another shot to make me look shorter than these guys."

 

McCoy: I had a dream last night that Starfleet had engineered these handles to look and feel like a human penis.

Kirk: Must have been a nightmare.

McCoy: Nightmare? Oh... yeah, yeah. Nightmare.




Sulu: Captain? Why would the Scalosians refer to you as Captain Quick Draw?

Kirk: Drive, Sulu. Drive.




Chekov: No, Keptin. It's definitely telling me to press the ANY key.




Wesley: Dammit, Jim, haven't you ever seen a threesome before?




Kirk: ... and that's how I found out that Denebian slime doesn't make for a great lube.

 

Sulu: "It's the Remakkian Minister of Police, Captain. He says he needs to talk to you concerning their Prime Minister's daughter."
Kirk: "Bones, what's the age of consent on Remakk? It's twenty-one, right?"
McCoy: "Twenty-three, Jim."
Kirk: "Crap!"

 

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