VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

A two or a six

 

means that you have to

 

throw darts at naked B'Elanna

 

, but only if Saturday falls

 

EXACTLY three days after the

 

last time you dealt a

 

nine after three consecutive jacks.

 

Illogical as these traditions seem

 

to non-Vulcans, it is actually

 

less lame than the Hirogen,

 

who have got to be

 

the stupidest bad guys ever.

 

Except for the Borg, who

 

have no idea how to

 

be consistent since they met

 

their match when they tried

 

to assimilate Voyager. They never

 

had the foresight to try

 

using an Orion female drone

 

as a lure that would