Seven Words in TNG

, and threw it in the trash can.

 

Worf burst into tears, but realised klingons

 

don't cry. "There's no crying in war!"

 

"Evidently there are garish sweaters." observed Beverley.

 

"I thought mine was a nose warmer,"

 

said Picard, "just a little stretched out."

 

Everyone had a good chuckle after that.

 

Worf retrieved his sweater for his thumb.

 

Jealous over the lack of facetime, Riker

 

whipped out his 5mm needles, acrylic yarn,

 

and whipped up a red Cardigan sweater.

 

"Bloody cardies!" hissed O'Brien, who much preferred

 

stocking caps and thought about his favorite

 

knitted willy warmer which he named Fred

 

the Red. He wore it on his

 

big toe some of the time, though

 

he often wished it was blue.

Beverley

 

had a blue one, but she didn't

 

wash it correctly and it was starting

 

to smell not so fresh. "Set phasers