Happy Canada Day all my fellow Canadians and to anyone else who will be celebrating it! This is the last one for a while that I'll be out of the country for. And I won't have to wear a suit next year either!
Happy Canadian Day, you bunch of maple-syrup drinking, mounties! And in honor of Canadian Day... Sheila: Times have changed Our kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents They just want to fart and curse! Sharon: Should we blame the government? Liane: Or blame society? Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV? Sheila: No, blame Canada Everyone: Blame Canada Sheila: With all their beady little eyes And flapping heads so full of lies Everyone: Blame Canada Blame Canada Sheila: We need to form a full assault Everyone: It's Canada's fault! Sharon: Don't blame me For my son Stan He saw the damn cartoon And now he's off to join the Klan! Liane: And my boy Eric once Had my picture on his shelf But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself! Sheila: Well, blame Canada Everyone: Blame Canada Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong Since Canada came along Everyone: Blame Canada Blame Canada Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true, Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue Everyone: Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire? Or the doctors who allowed him to expire? Sheila: heck no! Everyone: Blame Canada Blame Canada Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too Everyone: Blame Canada Shame on Canada For... The smut we must stop The trash we must bash The Laughter and fun Must all be undone We must blame them and cause a fuss Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!
Happy Canada Day! What are everyone's plans for today? In true Canadian fashion, I think I'll go to the theatre, and watch some American movies.
Happy Canada Day! I wish I was home and not in Kentucky. :S Well, I get to come home tomorrow, so its not that bad.
Happy Canada Day to all those to my north. As per usual I'll set off some fireworks in Canada's honor on the 4th.
If anyone is interested, here's a few pictures from the nation's capital today: There are tons more over on my Flickr account if anyone wants to take a look.
^Awesome. I make no secret of the fact that I consider our national anthem dull and boring. But I do love our flag. A truly inspired design--especially compared to the government's initial proposal: Yeesh. What were they thinking?