TOS five word thingy!!!

"Ahhh, 'Tis busted!" moaned Scotty, visibly

 

listing to port. "Check the

 

supply cabinet for electrical tape

 

and the cargo bay for

 

prophylactics, preferably unused ones, laddie."

 

"Spock uses them two at

 

a time because he's got

 

a bifurcated sex drive and

 

Chapel isn't on the pill

 

- thankfully she doesn't know Uhura

 

intentionally sterilized her with gamma

 

radiation," said Kirk. McCoy interjected, "

 

That Vulcan still continues to

 

Mess with my chicken soup,"

 

"What fucking Southern saying's that?"

 

said Lt. Riley, violating protocol.

 

Then, a chicken soup anomaly

 

appeared in Kirk's coffee cup.

 

"Chicken soup in my coffee!"

 

"Chicken soup in your coffee?"