TOS five word thingy!!!

the hairpiece from Spock's chin

 

in the mirror universe, and

 

decided to vaporize it before

 

it vaporized him. Evil Uhura

 

also had a goatee, which

 

disturbed and disgusted many of

 

the crew despite being fake.

 

Her goatee had french fries

 

and a milkshake that brought

 

all the redshirts to the

 

table, where scuffles and fatalities

 

rapidly ensued and led to

 

wedgies, hair-pulling and a mass

 

purple nurpling of all the

 

nurplables like manly purple hats.

 

Tinky WInky and Khan laughed.

 

They had never seen such

 

fun, and the dish ran

 

into a chocolate Skittles fountain

 

that spewed little candies everywhere