TOS five word thingy!!!

It was so big that

 

people mistook it for his

 

favorite bowling ball and asked

 

if they could use it.

 

Radiation started affecting the tumor.

 

It all but vanished as

 

he disintegrated.

"No, Redshirt Harry!"

 

"What's the problem? I'm alive

 

and haven't been injured! Why

 

the sudden outburst?"

"I thought

 

that perhaps you were in

 

distress. Your shirt's red."

"What?"

 

"Who's talking?"

"I don't know."

 

"Was it me?"

"Possibly."

"Captain,

 

our ectoplasmic identities are migrating

 

across the space-time continuum

 

and leaving our bodies without

 

ever feeling a single thing!"

 

said someone. Nobody knew who.

 

"Don't worry, I fixed it." said