Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

Stayin' Alive. The Bee Gees were

 

standing in the corridor and

 

John Travolta was getting massaged

 

with a loofah sponge when

 

he turned into a vampire

 

and attempted to bite Archer's

 

neck. Archer having eaten garlic

 

with some spaghetti, repelled the

 

Vampiric Travolta. "Xenu save me!"

 

he screamed as his face

 

melted as the Wicked Witch

 

appeared in a cloud of

 

Trellium-D straight from the Expanse.

 

The Galactic Confederacy, nemesis of

 

the Old Republic, had transported

 

the witch to the Enterprise

 

inside a beam of pure

 

light.

"Don't be daft," Malcolm

 

said smugly, crossing his arms,

 

"Witches are fickle bitches. Why..."