Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

access when the ship left

 

for long tours of duty.

 

There had been 99 bottles

 

until the alcoholic Slave Girl

 

took one off the wall.

 

And another and another until

 

there were only 70 bottles

 

and then a boarding party

 

of Nausicaans arrived to loot

 

and to pillage and to

 

steal all the party liquor.

 

And to sing showtunes to

 

Captain Archer they brought along

 

after beating the snot out

 

of a Bolian opera tenor

 

and his annoying wife Keiko

 

, a human woman who had

 

been time displaced hundreds of

 

years into the past where

 

she annoyed the population of