Star Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Coinkidinks

Pegg: "The Budweiser brewery?! Bloody hell, JJ, this is Star Trek, not Space Mutiny!"

 

Thanks for the win Shatmandu! I'll try to get back and join in here soon.

 

Scotty: "It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. I've outrun Imperial starships. Not the local bulk cruisers mind you, I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now. She's fast enough for you old man. What's the cargo?"

 

Keenser (thinking): Do I tell him that "ample nacelles" is really a metaphor for a penis?

 

Scotty: "Ellison Base here is one big meth lab. I'm a drug dealer."

 

Running Uhura can't keep up with running Spock.

 

Scotty: "Acch, stop your whinin'. You luke good here. I didna think you'd mind me postin' your nudie photos online."

 

Spock: "If you shake it more than three times, you're playing with him."

 

Pegg: Cripes! Its the director! Get the mask on and don't forget to scrunch down!

 

SCOTTY: Forgive him, lads.

The wee bloke's never seen an old Vulcan with saggin' man boobies before.

 

KEENSER: Don't exacerbate things, sir.

SCOTTY:What's THAT bloody mean?



UHURA: Oh, NO the bitch didn't!!

 

Uhura: Chapel! You platinum-haired bimbo! You gets your hands off my man!

 

SCOTTY: They still have sandwiches and hidden R2-D2 Easter eggs in films where YE come from?




When the ladies' room on Deck 2 was free...one HAD to take full opportunity of the vacancy.

 

Aye, little one.

Back in the 20th and 21st centuries they called 'em Snuff Films.

 

CREWMAN: Hey!!!!! I just waxed that floor!!!

 

SCOTTY: Winona Ryder can bloody do THAT with ping pong balls, can she?!

 

CREWMAN: "Ya know Ma'am. You've got a pair of legs that make a perfect ass out of themselves."

 

Scotty: "A three-way with you?! Now that's just nasty."

 

When they installed an old-style jukebox on the Enterprise, Uhura went a bit overboard.