Seven Words in TNG

was the most popular of the new

 

Monopoly properties, anyone who landed on it

 

had to pay $500 or have nanoprobes

 

inserted via suppository injection. "Go To Jail"

 

consisted of being temporarily assimilated into the

 

ship's barbershop choir and dressed up like

 

candystripers, a fate worse than death for

 

most sentient lifeforms. Passing "Go" meant that

 

you collected $200 in Orion gift certificates

 

which could be used for paying off

 

debts to Orion slaver ships as well

 

purchase comely green females, slavery being "fun"

 

the dastardly Orions...a people so debauched

 

they put Jenna Jameson's picture on stamps

 

and Ron Jeremy's on paper money. Their

 

entirely society died from STDs, however, and

 

the few survivors had to colonize a

 

small planetoid hidden away from all civilized

 

trade and cultural routes...a world that

 

was so barren, one could even say