TOS five word thingy!!!

a Denny's Grand Slam breakfast

 

on. It was an easy

 

challenge for most, because there

 

was only one such starship:

 

The USS Stripperella, captained by

 

the only Horta with big

 

enough silicon nodules for the

 

entire crew to rest on

 

during the vessel's nap time.

 

Normally taken right after lunch,

 

these naps frequently degenerated into

 

pillow fights that resulted in

 

feathers and dandruff all over

 

the control panels and deckplates.

 

That was fine with the

 

Teletubbies and Black Hitler, who

 

had been smoking weed in

 

the main hangar deck with

 

Ethel Merman and Lucille Ball.

 

"That's against Starfleet Regulations!"