"I, Mudd" Line-by-Line!

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  1. Orac

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    Androids: No, my Lord Mudd.
     
  2. LeadHead

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    Mudd: What?!
     
  3. Orac

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    Norman: We can no longer take your orders, Harry Mudd.
     
  4. LeadHead

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    Mudd: Why not?
     
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    Norman: Our makers were wise. They programmed us to serve.
     
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    MUDD: Yes, but that's what I'm saying. Put my bags on the ship!
     
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    Kirk: Harry, I think they have something else in mind.
     
  8. Athena28

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    NORMAN: You are correct, Captain. Harry Mudd is flawed, even for a human being. We recognized this from the beginning but used his knowledge to obtain more specimens. Your species is self-destructive. You need our help.
     
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    Kirk: We prefer to help ourselves. We make mistakes, but we're human and perhaps that's the word that best describes us.
     
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    NORMAN: We will not harm you, but we will take the starship; and you will remain on this planet.
     
  11. LeadHead

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    Mudd: Now look here, you can't do that! Now, listen, to serve us, you must obey us.
     
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    ANDROIDS: No, my Lord Mudd.
     
  13. Orac

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    Mudd: Alice number One, obey me. Put my bags on that ship!

    (She gives him a gentle push and he goes reeling backwards until he falls.)
     
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    NORMAN: We cannot allow any race as greedy and corruptible as yours to have free run of the galaxy.
     
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    Spock: I'm curious, Norman. Just how do you intend to stop them?
     
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    NORMAN: We shall serve them. Their kind will be eager to accept our service. Soon they will become completely dependent upon us.
     
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    Alice 99: Their aggressive and acquisitive instincts will be under our control.
     
  18. Orac

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    Norman: We shall take care of them.
     
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    SPOCK: Eminently practical.
     
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    Kirk: The whole galaxy, controlled by your kind?