Breaking Harry Potter News from the Onion!!

Discussion in 'Science Fiction & Fantasy' started by Klaus, May 25, 2011.

  1. Klaus

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  2. Lt. Trull

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    It's so lame it's almost funny....
     
  3. timothy

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    are they frankin serious? really,really OMG!!
     
  4. Skywalker

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    It makes complete sense to me. Rowling's narrative is far too deep and complex for a mere two films.
     
  5. Kegg

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    Well, if that video isn't the best thing ever related to Harry Potter, I don't know what is.
     
  6. Lt. Trull

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    you set a very very very Low bar to cross, don't ya....
     
  7. Canadave

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    I can't wait for Part 2: Part 6. It should be epic.
     
  8. Lt. Trull

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    Oh yeah.... that'd be the one where everyone kicks buckets....
     
  9. CorporalClegg

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    Zeno Potter
     
  10. Savage Dragon

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    Personally I'm hoping they decide to split Part2: Part 8 into a further 7 movies.
     
  11. Klaus

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    It.
    Would.
    Be.
    Perfect.
    For.
    Shatner.
    To do.
    The audiobooks.
     
  12. Gaith

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    Clearly, an epic Hermione showering, drying, hair-fixing and clothes-trying sequence will be necessary. Maybe two.
     
  13. Lt. Trull

    Lt. Trull Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    and dont forget her constang NAGGING about freeing those elves....
     
  14. Gaith

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    No, no, save something for the deleted scenes...
     
  15. 23skidoo

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    That's hilarious!

    At least Deathly Hallows justifies having two movies (maybe not 9). I'm still scratching my head at how they're going stretch The Hobbit to 2 films. Are they going to depict the journey to see Smaug in real time or something? ;)

    Alex
     
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    I for one feel blessed that they are making more films in the LotR series. I've been having a really hard time sleeping lately...
     
  17. Gaith

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    Problem solved. :rommie:
     
  18. Kegg

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    This is of course not the first Deathly Hallows related news the Onion's reported on.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2O9TGXdhM8

    I suppose we should be thankful that it occurs in chapter five, as stretching that out across seven films might be a little much...