TOS five word thingy!!!

from its behind, prompting McCoy

 

to get down on his

 

knees, don a rubber glove

 

, take a screwdriver and insert

 

it into K-9's metallic anus.

 

Years later, but still unrecovered,

 

Bones would remember that intervention

 

as one of the more

 

disgusting incidents of robo-veterinary proctology

 

in the history of Starfleet

 

while Nurse Chapel would listen

 

intently and take notes about

 

what not to do if

 

they saw a Bigfoot. It

 

was tedious but necessary. Of

 

course, almost nobody ever saw

 

Bigfoot but the threat was

 

still real and possible, so

 

Kirk insisted on monthly lectures

 

about the dangers of encountering