"Tomorrow is Yesterday" Line-by-Line

SPOCK: I am aware of that, Doctor. This is the first officer. Captain Christopher to the briefing room.

 

[Guard room]

FELLINI: Now, look, Mister. You and I had better start communicating. I want to know how you got in here. That's a simple question. Give me a simple answer. Nobody saw you. You got all the way inside without tripping any alarm. How did you do it?

 

KIRK: Believe me, Colonel, you wouldn't believe me.

 

FELLINI: Don't try to be funny. How did you get in?

 

KIRK: I popped in out of thin air.

 

FELLINI: You seem to think this is some kind of a game.

 

KIRK: No, Colonel. I know it's no game.

 

FELLINI: All right. What did you say your name was?

 

KIRK: For the fourth time, my name is James T. Kirk.

 

FELLINI: And how did you get inside a top security installation, James T. Kirk?

 

KIRK: I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
(The Colonel picks up the communicator)
KIRK: Colonel, would you mind being careful with that?

 

FELLINI: That worries you a little bit, huh? What is that, a radio? Transmitter of some kind?

 

KIRK: Of some kind.

 

FELLINI: You can be more specific than that, Kirk. I don't like mysteries.

 

KIRK: If you don't stop being careless with that, you'll have one. A big one.

 

FELLINI: I'll have it disassembled and examined. We are not dummies, mister. We know how to find out things we want to know. (tosses it to the guard standing nearby) What is that? Is that a uniform of some kind?

 

KIRK: This little thing? Just something I slipped on.

 

FELLINI: Kirk, maybe you don't realise how serious this is. Sabotage of a government installation..

 

KIRK: Did I sabotage something?

 

FELLINI: No. We stopped you in time. But what would you have done if we hadn't found you?