Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

in circles until they all

 

collapsed from exhaustion and fell

 

asleep, farting the entire time.

 

Their constant farting caused global

 

warming so awful that Vulcans

 

had to live underground for

 

several years while scientists attempted

 

to reverse the warming with

 

a giant cannon full of

 

weed, hoping the ashes would

 

blot out the sunlight and

 

lower the temperature. Unfortunately, the

 

cannon just got everyone high.

 

Now collectively stoned, the Vulcans

 

stumbled about in a stupor

 

pondering important philosophical questions like:

 

where can I get Cheetos?

 

Oh man, I'm so high...

 

this is the best weed...

 

Wait, what were we talking