Seven Words in TNG

is the pompadour of a true warrior

 

and rivals Captain Picard's abs for sheer

 

tightness, greasiness and the ability to make

 

Borg Queens swoon, then disintegrate into millions

 

of tiny nanite-sized fragments of organic

 

and technological after-dinner mints, which promptly assimilate

 

the odors that cause bad breath!" stated

 

Beverly from across the crowded room. She

 

was in a "heavy-metal mood" due

 

to Nurse Ogawa having played Iron Maiden

 

in the original Nausicaan.

"Doctor, that's an

 

odd choice of songs considering that Captain

 

Picard much prefers the Klingon version of

 

'I'm a Little Teapot', especially in comparison

 

to the earlier Terran English and Esperanto

 

version sung by that 'other' Captain."

"He

 

made it quite famous back in the

 

day when it reached number 500 in

 

the Adult Contemporary Charts on Alpha Centauri.

 

"The oldies never die," announced Guinan, who