TOS five word thingy!!!

"Grab on to these," Sulu

 

suggested, as he rang the

 

doorbell. "You rang?" asked Lurch

 

as he ate a Twinkie.

 

Lurch grabbed Nurse Chapel under

 

water after an intense struggle

 

Uhura agreed to join them

 

and so she began to

 

bikini up. Kirk watched and

 

liked what he saw. "Ladies,

 

mind if I bikini too?"

 

"We'll leave that to you,"

 

replied Uhura, applying cocoa butter

 

to her toast after she

 

ran out of schnozberry jelly

 

which is both a lubricant

 

and an African pleasure jelly

 

that can also serve as

 

a mild anaesthetic when operating

 

heavy machinery. Kirk blinked. Uhura