TOS five word thingy!!!

bowl of Lucky Charms; "Jim,

 

I love songs about cereal."

 

Kirk rolled his eyes and

 

tried remembering the All-Bran jingle.

 

Fading to black, a commercial

 

airs, someone grunting behind the

 

Captain's chair giggles hysterically. Everyone

 

stops to see what the

 

next new fashion trend is

 

and, then, they all pitched

 

in to buy wildly colorful

 

overalls, and manly purple hats*

*(Hey, this isn't the DS9 story!)

 

. Kirk, still thinking about All-Bran,

 

was unaware of all this

 

and that, so he rented

 

a portable jacuzzi for a

 

a buck. Then he sent

 

Spock to extend an invitation

 

to the lovely ladies of

 

Orion. "I like 'em green and