TOS five word thingy!!!

McCoy wanted to show him

 

his stamp collection but was

 

wondering if anybody would like

 

to stop the bleeding instead.

 

He was getting an itchy

 

feeling where the branch tore

 

deeply into the flesh of

 

Scotty's armpit. Crewmembers stood transfixed

 

on the stamp collection but

 

at the sight of such

 

damage, they needed to attend

 

the subsequent lectures pertaining to

 

the policy within Starfleet of

 

making sure everyone was following

 

strict clothing regulations and didn't

 

cover safety like everyone thought.

 

Kirk scratched his chin and

 

wondered if he should grow

 

one of those cool goatees.

 

Chekov knew that he couldn't