Seven Words in TNG

deckplates so that it could be eaten

 

in the traditional way. "This tastes like

 

a combination of chicken and industrial coolant...

 

pleasant but unrefined."

There wasn't any arguing

 

about it any longer...there was a

 

coolant leak in engineering, Geordi was away

 

from his post and nobody else knew

 

he had been stalking Leah Brahms again.

 

He spent hours inside the holodecks practicing

 

well known sayings of Pepe Le Pew

 

which turned out to be surprisingly effective

 

at wooing black and white cats. But

 

the cats resisted the putrid smell of

 

his uncleaned, unwashed buttocks and ran screaming

 

to the escape pods as the core

 

was ejected into the atmosphere of a

 

pre warp civilisation.

"Screw the Prime directive",

 

Riker muttered as he pressed the controls

 

of his 'Special Edition' Keurig (tm) coffee maker.

 

The brew started percolating, creating a pleasant