TOS five word thingy!!!

purple thingy. Upon hearing this,

 

the Academy commandant ordered that

 

delicious pizza from the nearby

 

food court be given out

 

at random intervals signaling that

 

the old Academy rules concerning

 

purple thingies had bizarrely changed.

 

The new rule that took

 

effect on stardate 1561.4 stated

 

that anyone who was caught

 

smuggling pizza onto Academy grounds

 

would be lashed on sight.

 

Dozens of cadets had been

 

giving each other chlamydia for

 

the heck of it, leading

 

Sulu to turn to plants

 

for comfort and distraction whenever

 

he felt the urge to

 

run around poking people with

 

gay abandon.

Spock thought it