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crew panicked as they were afraid of

 

the dark and all the creepy crawly

 

space bugs hiding in the console crevasses.

 

"The gravity's failing!" shouted Spock, as he

 

started to lift off from the deck.

 

The effect in the toilets was catastrophic.

 

"Open airlocks one through six," ordered Scotty

 

, wildly waving his arms. "She cannae hold

 

any more and I cannae do anything

 

to stop the overflowing toilets! We're gonna

 

have to erect force fields around the

 

fecal matrix intermix chamber and hope that

 

it'll be enough!!" Scotty then pressed some

 

buttons and lights began to flash as

 

a "1,000,000th Customer" sign began flashing and

 

Scotty's consol was filled with spam messages.

 

Coupons began printing that let him save

 

15% on all purchases from Federation Weekly.

 

Keenser ran up and grabbed them all

 

, eager for a bargain on plasma conduits.