Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

brown leather jackets and a

 

big purple lightsaber which he

 

kept hidden beneath his jacket

 

and which he brought out

 

only on special occasions. It

 

wanted to slice whiny Anakin's

 

hand off for that time

 

he showed up the crew

 

by parading naked through the

 

halls of the newly designed

 

ship's armory, knocking pistols and

 

phasers over as he walked

 

around gyrating and grinding his

 

teeth against the pop he

 

was listening to on his

 

ipod version 45552. It could

 

upload subspace signals from a

 

beacon 5 trillion years in

 

the distance...which was impossible

 

since the ipod still sucks