The *NEW* Enterprise Five-Word Thingy!

when electronic records were just

 

recovering after the Great Interwebs

 

Troll Ostracization Universal Transduction (GITOUT)

 

of 2026, when the entire

 

northern hemisphere was forced to

 

endure nonstop downloads of slashfic

 

based on old television shows

 

starring classic sitcom stars of

 

the 1950s, 1960s, and 1970s.

 

There were times when the

 

downloads were outpacing storage capacity

 

and everybody was thinking about

 

deleting some of the older

 

things they had saved so

 

someone had to invent bigger

 

storage capacity. There were several

 

ideas being submitted for review

 

that involved the first known

 

memory storage system comprised of

 

duct tape, a Teddy Ruxpin