nuTrek 7-word game!

and the Startrek Enterprize, much to the

 

annoyance of the hard-core, JJ-hating

 

syncophants, all gathering together at the local

 

coffee house to bitch and whine about

 

JJ over vente nonfat caramel macchiatos.

"Bastards,"

 

one of them said. "They made TREK

 

fun, exciting and successful again. Those bastards!

 

We need to boycott the next film

 

unless Q comes along and reboots the

 

franchise with a young, sexy Captain Janeway!

 

" Another douche chimed in and said: "I

 

want Delta Vega back on the galaxy's rim

 

, and Sally Kellerman to reprise her role

 

as 'Hot Lips' in a MASH reboot

 

!" The another person interrupted and said: "I

 

liked Captain Harriman, myself. He should be

 

given his own weekly TV show where

 

he fights Daleks, Imperial Stormtroopers and balrogs!"

 

But this idea was too damned stupid

 

even for poorly written fan fiction. "Shame