Voyager Caption This: Information Gathering

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  1. Evil Twin

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  2. Nerys Myk

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  4. Rat Boy

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    Braxton: "I could've been rich if I had a sports almanac from the future!"


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    Paris: "'This program has performed an illegal operation and must shut down?' They don't use Mac OS 4000 in this century?"
     
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    Tuvok: Mr. Paris, you are jeopardizing our mission.

    Paris: Just a little longer, Tuvok. I've almost got it all.

    Tuvok: And if the RIAA realizes what you are doing, and traces your connection, we will be tortured without mercy. Is downloading, as you put it, some "hot, tasty tracks" really worth the risk?
     
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    Paris: "Tuvok, aren't you watching this? I'm recording it to show the rest of the crew."

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    Braxton: You see this paper? They don't publish any of my crazy, crackpot theories. That's the liberal media for ya!

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    Paris: Wow, this computer has a Pentium II processor!
    Tuvok: Mr. Paris, do you know what that means?
    Paris: No, but it sounds pretty high-tech!
     
  9. Rat Boy

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    Tuvok: "Must we watch '2 Girls 1 Cup' again, Mr. Paris?"
     
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    Paris: Tuvok, you see that thing over there with the red lights.

    Tuvok: Yes, Mr. Paris. And I presume there is a point to your asking an obvious question.

    Paris: I could swear we have the same thing in engineering...
     
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    Paris: I don't understand it, Tuvok. I'm not getting any data from this computer.

    Tuvok: That is because that is the monitor. The computer is over there.
     
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    Tuvok: Fascinating, apparently there is a major war being fought right now, between rival supermen created through Eugenics.
     
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