TOS five word thingy!!!

pleasing report on the 1800

 

News on every planet that

 

had a transmitter, including the

 

one with Tootie and Jo

 

and the cookie bake sale.

 

Starfleet made the hairdo mandatory

 

for everyone, including the men.

 

There were too many commercials

 

for hair care products, but

 

since most of the male

 

types just let their hairdos

 

recede as they got older.

 

Starfleet decided the safety factor

 

involved with attempting to fix

 

them didn't justify the expenditure.

 

Admirals Komack and Westervliet ordered

 

that hair resembling Carl Spock's

 

be made mandatory throughout Starfleet.

 

It required no maintenance and

 

little more than washing to