Post how you think TNG (or DS9 for that matter) would be if converted into a shiny, Abrams package. Inspired by: -Ferengi are barbaric forces of Chaos, worship Chaos gods born from The Nexus, and wear way-too-big armor and are Obviously Evil (tm). -Geordi is played by Wesley Snipes and doesn't have a visor anymore. He has sunglasses. Sunglasses that shoot phaser beams. Also has an "urban" method of speech. -We get treated to a massive land battle between Federation and Romulan armies in which we get to see the Federation in the aftermath of the battle finishing off prisoners like in 300. Totally cool! -Captain Picard (played by Vin Diesel) orders a "Budweiser classic" in Ten-Forward, served by a sultry Guinan who merely giggles at everything and coos over Picard. -Vin Diesel also conspicuously guzzles the bottle with the label facing towards the camera and slams the bottle down, once again, label facing camera. Loudly exclaims "WOW, I FUCKING LOVE BUDWEISER CLASSIC. SHIT!"
Yay, my beautiful 2 minute photoshop job is spotlighted! Okay, here's one awful and NuTrekky enough to raise just about anyone's hackles: - Wesley Crusher, still just an acting ensign is now the same type of rebellious, against-the-grain-but-amazingly-good-at-everything kind of lady's man scamp that NuKirk was, no longer the weasely, awkward, nothing-but-good-intentions nerd he was before. He pretty much runs the bridge alongside Vin-Luc Diecard, overshadowing every other member of the bridge crew while disrespecting them by being very conscious and arrogant about his superior knowledge and skills.
- Ten-Forward will become not only a bar and recreation lounge, but a full-on strip joint where all the saucier female members of the cast will perform regularly (Troi, Yar, Keiko O'Brien and occasionally Dr. Crusher and Guinan herself).
or bring on Gaila fighting Troi in a duel to the death in Morn's bed. After they go through the Ferengi transporter ofcouse
- There is still a lingering romance between Crusher and Picard, but instead of the occasional tender moment over breakfast, Picard expresses his desire by hiding in Crushers closet and watching her undress. - Starfleet is now sponsered by Nokia, with their logo proudly displayed on the Uniform tunics. - When captured and tortured by Cardassians, when asked how many lights there are, Picard screams "Lights? There are no lights, THIS IS STARFLEET!" 300 style, because its so cool.
Playing off of that concept, Starfleet uniforms now look like this: Can you find the communicator badge amongst the sponsor patches?
-The character of Captain DeSoto is reimagined as a total badass. -Geordi and Dr. Crusher are romantically involved. For some reason. -Wesley is an emo teenager who always dresses in black and moans about how life sucks. He listens to heavy metal and rejects authority. -When a sequel is announced, the first thing everyone thinks up is a remake of The Best of Both Worlds.