Rapture-Palooza

Discussion in 'Science Fiction & Fantasy' started by Guy Gardener, Jun 9, 2013.

  1. Guy Gardener

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  2. marksound

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    So are you just hoping to get a good seat in hell or have you already made your reservation?
     
  3. Guy Gardener

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    Because I watched a comedic movie about how ordinary people coped with planet Earth post rapture, disjointly annoyed that they had to deal with meteors, locusts, blood rain, wraiths and the Antichrist nuking everyone, you think that I deserve to go to Hell?

    That's harsh.

    If you don't think God is a dick, than talk to some Egyptians and see if they still don't hold a grudge from being plagued by God and Moses.

    Any Egyptians in the House?

    Being plagued is not nice.

    God is a bully, and it's technically child abuse.
     
  4. JD

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    I've been wanting to see this, the trailers were hilarious. It had a simultaneous ITunes release so I might watch it that way.
     
  5. Mr. Adventure

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    If only they could've gotten Kirk Cameron and Steven Baldwin to do this.
     
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  8. JD

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    Yeah, that was to you. I did not know that about them.
     
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    That is one of the most intelligent comments I have ever seen on religion.
     
  10. bryce

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    I liked the ending (almost like the His Dark Materials series - The Golden Compass/Northern lights, etc) and the digs on religion were right on ('None of this crap makes ANY sense!')...but they spent WAAAAAAY to much tme on the Antichrist and his one-note crude sex humor got old quickly...
     
  11. Guy Gardener

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    I do not believe that he was supposed to be funny, just so fucking annoying that you wanted to kill him.

    Sam Neil he was not.