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hypospray was administered but the itch wouldn't

 

attract Ceti eels, unlike Uhura's yeast infection.

 

Her hoohah was such a minefield that

 

critters from the Delta Quadrant could be

 

found there, baffling Federation scientists who didn't

 

believe such an interspatial connection was possible

 

across so many tens of thousands of

 

"Boobies! Boobies! Evverywhere!" screamed Chapel, as she

 

ran into main engineering waving a large

 

photo of the birds.

Chekov's accent disappeared.

 

So did his pants.

"Uh... Mr. Chekov,

 

why is there a long, sharp razor

 

sticking out your trousers? Is it for

 

personal hygiene or merely for the entertainment

 

of all the ladies?" Pavel looked at

 

the transporter controls and thought that he

 

should teach Scotty how to perform the

 

Lithuanian Chicken Dance but decided not to

 

because he was late for duty on

 

Uhura's feet. Toenail clipping and heel exfoliating