Seven Words in TNG

He ordered Commander Riker to leave Enterprise

 

in Data's trusty hands, while together they

 

went searching the fabled Lost City of

 

the planet Beron. They took Spot and

 

a quart of Captain Morgan's rum, beaming

 

down into several Prime Directive violations, but

 

what Starfleet didn't know wouldn't hurt them.

 

While Picard and Riker were working, Spot

 

began killing vast numbers of native rodentia,

 

thus getting the natives angry. They began

 

building bonfires, got naked, and started chanting

 

"Cumma sun-up, we gonna f#$% you up!"

 

"They must think we're Gods," said Picard,

 

tugging on his jacket, clearly pleased that

 

Riker didn't have one. "We should

 

making an offering. Commander, where is Spot?"

 

"Haven't seen him. How about your jacket?"

 

"I don't have a jacket, Captain."

"Exactly,

 

that's as it should be," Picard smirked.

 

Suddenly, a strange odor came from Worf's