TOS five word thingy!!!

An Efrosian helsman relieved Sulu,

 

, not in Sulu's preferred way

 

which involved leather assless chaps,

 

an esoteric beverage called "Zima"

 

and doughnuts with strange holes

 

in strange places. The Efrosian

 

assumed the position, and Sulu

 

said, "Oh, my!" quite delightedly.

 

Hanging from pink studded straps

 

Worf's bladed Klingon Anal Probe!

 

It arrived from the future

 

on the back of a

 

Tarkalian Razor Beast. Snorting loudly,

 

Kirk took out his phaser

 

and then began to sing

 

in such a way, Spock

 

couldn't help but join in

 

the mocking laughter with everyone

 

at Kirk's rendition of Oklahoma.

 

"Well," Kirk said, "I never