The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

darker than death or night

 

or a dark returning knight

 

did fight the good fight.

 

The bad fight was fought

 

and it wasn't for nought

 

because, despite what we thought,

 

terrible things were caught and

 

rum tum tum tiddle um.

 

... Elsewhere, Kai Winn was deciding

 

on a prom dress. "Oh

(Do I need to explain prom dresses for the non-USofAn among us? Just in case, see the second definition here.)

 

woe is me! I cannot

 

wear anything good. I must

 

don Sissy Spacek's "Carrie" dress

 

and pretend to be a

 

prima donna.

Meanwhile, Batman took

 

a holiday to Risa. "This

 

be thine own reward, caped

 

Crusader." The Concierge-in-Chief escorted Batman

 

out of the story, permanently.

 

Hoping this was true, Sisko