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couple for the first time

 

on the toilet in Archer's

 

quarters, which was awkward but

 

intensely gratifying as they both

 

learned wild new positions to

 

be able to add to

 

their sexual repertoire. They had

 

never experienced such feelings of

 

hunger after marathon lovemaking, so

 

they consumed Archer's stash of

 

Strawberry Twizzlers, not realizing that

 

some of them were so

 

pure uncut cocaine. Overdosing, they

 

started howling and beating their

 

asses with their fists while

 

ejecting themselves out the airlocks.

 

...and into a Suliban capsule.

 

"Awww, crap," Trip muttered as

 

he crapped his pants again.

 

He was out of spare